THE BLUE GOO
Thick. Slick. Questionable life choices. When it’s too much… but you need to send it anyway.
The Blue Goo is a high-pressure, high-shear, no-shame grease engineered for when your shaft is under extreme load and failure is not an option.
Formulated for:
- Hard thrust applications
- Heavy balls under pressure
- Long strokes at low RPM or short strokes at high RPM
- Situations where things get hot and nobody wants friction
Performance Claims:
✔ Handles massive loads without breaking down
✔ Clings to your parts like it’s got attachment issues
✔ Stays thick when things get rough
✔ Leaves everything coated in a satisfying blue finish
Warning:
Users may experience excessive confidence and the ability to run a bolt gun quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof.
If stiffness lasts more than 4 hours, liberally re-apply.
“Spread responsibly.”
THE BLUE GOO
Thick. Slick. Questionable life choices. When it’s too much… but you need to send it anyway.
The Blue Goo is a high-pressure, high-shear, no-shame grease engineered for when your shaft is under extreme load and failure is not an option.
Formulated for:
- Hard thrust applications
- Heavy balls under pressure
- Long strokes at low RPM or short strokes at high RPM
- Situations where things get hot and nobody wants friction
Performance Claims:
✔ Handles massive loads without breaking down
✔ Clings to your parts like it’s got attachment issues
✔ Stays thick when things get rough
✔ Leaves everything coated in a satisfying blue finish
Warning:
Users may experience excessive confidence and the ability to run a bolt gun quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof.
If stiffness lasts more than 4 hours, liberally re-apply.
“Spread responsibly.”
